I’m just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home. Mainly because I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything.

I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am anyway.

Funny how just when you think life can’t get any worse, it suddenly does.

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa

Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.

Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink starburst.

Wife: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband: I didn’t expect to live this long.

Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

You never know what you have until you clean your room.

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

No point in holding onto what’s broken, so let’s live in the moment. When one door closes, another one opens. Stop trying to control it and start living in the moment

Hi Honey, I’m just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, byeee!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate. but looking

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michael de Montaigne

“Oh no, my toddler got my phone, took this perfectly posed (but candid!)

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.