I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

Your Kik status says Kik Login Online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the filter.

“Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

I’m just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home. Mainly because I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything.

Nobody is hungrier than a child who’s told it’s time for bed.

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

“If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.” –  Jessamyn West

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won’t eat all of yours.

“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.” – Paulo Coelho

Remember when you were better than me ?.. Ans: ya neither do I.

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.