I’m returning your nose dear, I found it in my business.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

“Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin

I will do anything for love. Except that. And that. Or that. Or...

 Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” – Maya Angelou

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

May you always have love in your hearts and beer in your belly.

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” – Samuel Johnson

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

You owe me money, but yes, please tell me all about your fabulously expensive weekend.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.