In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

“Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” – Charles M. Schulz

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

90% of parenting is about when you can lie down again.

Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

I am actually quite a nice person. Until you piss me off!

That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it.

“Honey? Where’s my super suit?” – The Incredibles

I have two speeds. If you don’t like this one, you’re definitely not going to like the other one.

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. – Nora Ephron

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

Mirror: you look amazing today. Camera: No, you don’t.

I have to be successful because I love expensive shit.

People say it is hard to find friends, just because best one is with me.

Remember when you were better than me ?.. Ans: ya neither do I.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.