“It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have terrible judgment.”

“You had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.” – Django Unchained

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

“And I’m a bad boy ’cause I don’t even miss her. I’m a bad boy for breakin her heart”
― Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.” – Stephen Colbert

“No matter how close, you are always too far. My eyes are drawn everywhere you are…” ― Cora Carmack, Losing It

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.

Who washed and waxed their truck in this lovely 32-degree weather? Yes, that’s right! Me!

Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.

Worrying about your followers, you need to get yo ur dollars up.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.