It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” – Lily Tomlin

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. – Coco Chanel

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I’m returning your nose dear, I found it in my business.

Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables.

Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman

What part of “I need to save money” don’t I understand?

Hi Honey, I’m just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, byeee!

Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled ‘How not to Pillage’.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool

Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature. – Letters to Juliet, the movie.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.