Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful;

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” –  Bill Cosby

It is Priceless to find friends with same mental disorder.

“I’m now making a Jewish porno film. Ten percent sex, 90 percent guilt.” – Henny Youngman

The plan is to market our original product as a new product that’s as good as the original.

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you we’re fucked.

“Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.” – Bettina Arndt

Dear God, there is a bug in your week Software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

As long as my bank account keeps growing, I couldn’t care less about anything else.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone

Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still, you say: “I agree.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.