“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” – Samuel Johnson

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

“You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.” – The 40-Year-Old Virgin

” I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.” – Joe Louis

Dear God, there is a bug in your week Software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright

Every 60 seconds, there’s a bitch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

“I think I’m getting sick.” The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.

When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

I couldn’t afford to take kids to the sea world so I took them to the fish market and said, ” Shh… They’re sleeping.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.