Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter. – Patricia Briggs

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

It is Priceless to find friends with same mental disorder.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

A good friend is there to bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting next to you in the cell.

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

That moment when you have to leave the clothes you just bought in the trunk of the car because your husband is home.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After ten years you need a club and a spade.

People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.

“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this — and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!” – Dumb & Dumber

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

This week I was pulled over by a cop. He said, “Papers.” I said, “Scissors and I win.” Don’t think the cop found it funny.

When I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

“I think I’m getting sick.” The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.