“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” – Lily Tomlin

I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

“Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

Some days my kids can do no wrong. Other days I understand why some animals eat their young.

If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie

My favorite music is your voice. The lyrics always speak right to my heart.

“Why did no one warn me [eating ice cream/walking the dog/taking a picture with a baby] was so dangerous?”

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. – Nora Ephron

I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life, wives wants both.

I am actually quite a nice person. Until you piss me off!

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone

It’s hard being the brain and the looks in the relationship, but I always pull through.

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal

This is by far your worst idea ever… I’ll be there in 15 minutes.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.