Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

Don't tell me you love me. Tell me you're outside with wine.

“Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest.” – Nick Maley

One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

If at first you don’t succeed… try doing it the way your wife told you.

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

Behind every great woman is an even better friend to approve her selfies.

“Would you destroy Something perfect in order to make it beautiful?” ― Gerard Way

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper.

Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

If you hurt my friend I can make your death look like an accident.

“No matter how close, you are always too far. My eyes are drawn everywhere you are…” ― Cora Carmack, Losing It

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

“Don’t you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.