Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.”

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough. Funny enough. Smart enough.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

If you listen carefully then the earth has a lot of music for you in store.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson

“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked.” – Leann Rimes

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 93 of them

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.