Marriage is finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways, and still says they love you at the end of the day.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Gandhi

I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted

I look at people sometimes and think. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

Friends knock on the door, true friends walk into your house and start eating.

“Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin

You owe me money, but yes, please tell me all about your fabulously expensive weekend.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper.

If you can't remember my name, just say, 'chocolate' and I'll turn around.

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work n Mondays.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.