“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said I’m here for you.

I knew I had to make you mine when you laughed at my jokes.

This is by far your worst idea ever… I’ll be there in 15 minutes.

I was thinking of you and feeling fortunate that life brought us together and made “BEST FRIENDS”.

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

“When we got married, I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.” — James Fineous McBride

“You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” – Joel Osteen

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

We are born naked, hungry, and wet. Then things just get worse.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Emma Bombeck

I am not feeling lazy actually. Actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

“I just finished squats—and didn’t toot once!”

A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.

My boss asked me to roundup 17 employees pronto. So I said, “20.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.