Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Some people are like clouds. Hwne they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

It’s been an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.

Please God, if you can’t make me thin, make my friends fat.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

“Parents must get across the idea that “I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.” – Amy Vanderbilt

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

“The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.” – Nicky Gumbel

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

There’s nothing more frustrating than dealing with a miniature version of yourself with the same shit-ass attitude.

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new style of hair every morning!

Note: The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.