Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful;

“You know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time – husband.” – Bill Maher

What's a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.

If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie

Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Just one more episode – Lies I tell myself.

When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat.

It is Priceless to find friends with same mental disorder.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face

“Girl, you can’t get no infection in your booty hole! It’s a booty hole!” – Girls Trip

“Welcome to the gun show! (So what if mine are of the “conceal and carry” type?)”

Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength, I’ll need bail money too.

“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.” – The Departed

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

 Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband does when the baby’s not sleeping.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.