My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

You can’t buy a business but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the filter.

If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper.

Chin up darling, your tiara’s falling. It’s your birthday!

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are all like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh, you know hunting elephants.”

All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Dear life, when I said, “Can my day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Clean eating journal. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Day 3: Well, that was fun.

You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley

It’s been an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.

Today is my birthday but I'll take gifts whenever.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.