Never let a man treat you like anything less than Beyoncé.

Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here are a coffee and a million dollars.”

You cannot control whom your heart falls in love with, but it’s funny because you can decide whom to date.

Based on the amount of laundry, I’m going to assume that there are people living here I’ve never seen.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.” – Laurence J. Peter

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Robert Bloch

“Why cake? It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!”

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Every 60 seconds, there's a girl posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

I have let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he’ll see me.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

These two weirdos are perfect for each other.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.