Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink starburst.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.

“If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.” – Katherine Mansfield

Some of the best memories are made in flip flops. – Kellie Elmore

A human being without a friend is like a tree in a desert.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, too. So we’re even.

“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked.” – Leann Rimes

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!

Brains are an awesome tool. I wish everybody had one.

The plan is to market our original product as a new product that’s as good as the original.

I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Emma Bombeck

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Every time I say “no”, my kids hears, “ask again, she didn’t understand the question.”

Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck on an island, or something.

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.