Never let your best friends get lonely. Keep annoying them.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

“To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose is the next best thing.” – William M. Thackeray

And to think I was considering ghosting you.

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are all like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh, you know hunting elephants.”

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.

Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

You can’t buy a business but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.

It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.

Birthday candles aren't the only things getting lit this weekend.

It’s not easy to save money when you have a fat girl’s appetite and a rich person’s shopping mentality.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.