Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well

I knew I had to make you mine when you laughed at my jokes.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So I go back to being normal!

I hope you dance like no one’s watching because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

“Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?” -Ray Kroc

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” – Charles M. Schulz

When I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

People say it is hard to find friends, just because best one is with me.

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

“My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Jack Benny

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.