Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”  –  Raymond Duncan

This is the exact kind of couple post that single me would have rolled my eyes at.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

If you listen carefully then the earth has a lot of music for you in store.

Dear God, there is a bug in your week Software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michael de Montaigne

Gonna party like it's my birthday... oh wait, it is!

Money laundering? I wouldn’t even know what soap to use.

Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.

Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.