“No one is as lucky as us. We’re not at the end but, but we’ve already won.” — Paramore “Where the Lines Overlap”s

My husband thinks I am (just a little bit) crazy. But I am not the one who married me.

“Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.”

Friends are the bacon bits of the salad bowl of life.

Feeling like a boss, and staring at the stars, it doesn’t matter the cost, ’cause everybody wants to be famous. — Everybody Wants to Be Famous by Superorganism

Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip“

When it comes to work, change is inevitable, except for the vending machine.

I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal, because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.

Some supermodels are gonna feel really worried about their jobs when they see this.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.

Well, well, well. Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

I have let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he’ll see me.

“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!” – Eleanor Roosevelt

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.