Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

The problem with a rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly

Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and then after that still please don’t talk to me.

What does Charles Dickens keep in this spice rack? The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

“If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.” –  Jessamyn West

My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week, and 24 hours a day until I met you.

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

“If the grass is greener on the other side it’s probably getting better care.” – Earl Nightingale

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

My biggest professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.