One day I’ll be thankful that my kid is strong-willed. But that will not be today. Not in this grocery store.

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck

People say it is hard to find friends, just because best one is with me.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you belong to a zoo.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and go to work.

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” – George Bernard Shaw

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work n Mondays.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.

Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.

You are a serious rock star, but you need much more efforts to start my rock.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.