One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

My demons hide in my loudness. So if you don’t want the evil to come out, don’t shut me down in a very sarcastic manner.

Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Some of the best memories are made in flip flops. – Kellie Elmore

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

We’re all born a little crazy, some of us just choose to stay that way.

May you always have love in your hearts and beer in your belly.

I am standing outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up… after I finish laughing.

Thinking I’m a moron gives people something to feel smug about. Why should I disillusion them?

Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

“Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.” – Warren Buffett

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa

I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.