People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke

After gossiping about me, please pray for me. I want to be perfect just like you.

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

I hate it when I gain10 lbs for a role and then I realize I am not even an actor.

Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still, you say: “I agree.”

Dear God, there is a bug in your week Software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.