Remember when you were better than me ?.. Ans: ya neither do I.

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

If you can't remember my name, just say, 'chocolate' and I'll turn around.

You can’t make everybody happy. You are not a jar of Nutella.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.

“People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.” – Benjamin Franklin

Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrect”.

Just pretend there’s a funny caption here, like this, and we’ll never speak of it again.

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

We are born naked, hungry, and wet. Then things just get worse.

I love Instagram because it allows me to maintain a record of my every meal.

“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.