Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you belong to a zoo.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough. Funny enough. Smart enough.

Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled ‘How not to Pillage’.

Summer is here. I’m in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.

Sharing is caring. That’s why they always give me the last slice of pizza.

Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink starburst.

We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

My mom – Why is everything in your room on the floor? Me – “Mom, don’t you understand concept of gravity?

“You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” – Joel Osteen

“Nobody has tried to swallow us since I’ve been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.” – Steve Jobs

Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.