See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here are a coffee and a million dollars.”

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and then after that still please don’t talk to me.

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.”

Started not to give a stopped fearing the consequence.

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michael de Montaigne

Remember when you were better than me ?.. Ans: ya neither do I.

They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.

“Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?” –  Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

You may not always answer my texts but you answered my prayers.

You know that feeling when the really cute girl walks by in the mall, and you smile, try to be smooth, and take a drink of tea, and run the straw up your nose?

All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. – James Dent

The reason women will never be the ones to propose is that as soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping. Men will be men.

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

“The best things in life either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant. I might have accomplished all three.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.