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“Don’t you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?”
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well
Look behind you see any eager faces, waiting for your next post? I thought not.
I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.
My dog is mad at me because they could smell another dog on my clothes.
“And I’m a bad boy ’cause I don’t even miss her. I’m a bad boy for breakin her heart”― Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.
Somewhere along the way, I became a person who answers, “Yes” to the question, “Can I just put my dirty tissue in your pocket?
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
Make sure to savor all your special moments, step outside of yourself, and bask in your own presence, while it’s still present.
Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.
Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.
“No matter how close, you are always too far. My eyes are drawn everywhere you are…” ― Cora Carmack, Losing It
“Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It’s the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.” – Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
When your ex texts you after months, “Hey, what’s up?”. Not today Satan, not today.
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.
You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.
There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them.
Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.
The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.
One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.
We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment.
The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.
