Sometimes I feel like giving up then I realize I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

I have two speeds. If you don’t like this one, you’re definitely not going to like the other one.

Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation.

My teacher pointed to me with his ruler and said At the end of this ruler there is an idiot! … I got detention after asking which end!

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

Started not to give a stopped fearing the consequence.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.

A man yells t his wife:
“Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery.” “Oh wonderful!”, she says. “Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”. The husband replies, “I don’t care, just get out!”

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I look at people sometimes and think. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

“Welcome to the gun show! (So what if mine are of the “conceal and carry” type?)”

“How do I get out of this glass prison? Won’t someone help me? Please?!”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.