Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here are a coffee and a million dollars.”

I knew it was meant to be when I loved you even when I was hungry.

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”

“I totally knew that creepy guy was behind me. Sure I did.”

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!” – Eleanor Roosevelt

You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day

“Happen to things, don’t let things happen to you.” – Stephen Covey

“Parents must get across the idea that “I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.” – Amy Vanderbilt

I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as our friendship.

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t your sport.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

Mirror: you look amazing today. Camera: No, you don’t.

If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep.

When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.