“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” – Barbara Streisand

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Young people think that money is everything. Old people know that this is correct

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe

 I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

99% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

If you listen carefully then the earth has a lot of music for you in store.

We’re each responsible for the beauty we carry with us, ever day.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.