The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. – Coco Chanel

“Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.”

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

Newspaper Ad. For Sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 or best offer!

Who washed and waxed their truck in this lovely 32-degree weather? Yes, that’s right! Me!

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

“I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.” – Maya Angelou

Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked.” – Leann Rimes

I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have the perfect intention.

You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.