The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

A little bit of a summer is what the whole year is all about. – John Mayer

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

Single, taken, in a relationship. These are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle

I’d never been unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

“When we got married, I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.” — James Fineous McBride

Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negatively and never expect a man loaded with cash to think positively.

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.

“There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.” – Cassey Stolrich

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.