The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

What does Charles Dickens keep in this spice rack? The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

The best kind of wedding is one that leaves your bellies (and hearts) full.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

I used to think I am indecisive. But now I am not sure!

If we learn from our mistakes, shouldn’t I try to make as many mistakes as possible?

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” – Cindy Garner

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop

Never let your best friends get lonely. Keep annoying them.

” I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.” – Joe Louis

My favorite music is your voice. The lyrics always speak right to my heart.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.