The four most important words in any marriage, “I’ll do the dishes.”

The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.

Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

Hi Honey, I’m just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, byeee!

“People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.” – Benjamin Franklin

Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow.

Today, you will get married, and I will eat cake. It’s a win-win for sure.

“There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.” – Cassey Stolrich

I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.

 Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You're a pink Starburst.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

I couldn’t afford to take kids to the sea world so I took them to the fish market and said, ” Shh… They’re sleeping.”

Look behind you see any eager faces, waiting for your next post? I thought not.

I used to think I am indecisive. But now I am not sure!

Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negatively and never expect a man loaded with cash to think positively.

Do I really look like a guy who spent the past hour trying to get the right lighting for this selfie? Of course not!

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.