The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” – Lily Tomlin

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough. Funny enough. Smart enough.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.” – Laurence J. Peter

“The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m on a plane at 33,000 feet.” – Robert Rivers

The problem with a rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman

I have two speeds. If you don’t like this one, you’re definitely not going to like the other one.

Tell me how I have upset you because I want to know how to do it again.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

“A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.” – William Feather

I’m at the point of parenting where “What did I just say?” could either be a threat or a genuine question.

I Live And I Learn But I Wait My Turn. I’m Always On The Run, Got Weight To Burn.

I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? – Will Smith

It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.

I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.