The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

My mom – Why is everything in your room on the floor? Me – “Mom, don’t you understand concept of gravity?

Every 60 seconds, there's a girl posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

“It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have terrible judgment.”

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.” – Robin Williams

I look at people sometimes and think. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool

“Send in the rescue dogs (preferably the ones with kegs around their necks).”

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

90% of parenting is about when you can lie down again.

The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck

Don't count the years — make the years count.

I may be an asshole but at least I know the difference between you and you’re.

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.