The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”

I got that Friday feeling. Shame it’s only Monday.

That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it.

“Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)

Be picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

We need to draw the line on unethical behavior. But let’s draw it with an Etch-a-Sketch and don’t be afraid to shake it a little.

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.

Make sure to savor all your special moments, step outside of yourself, and bask in your own presence, while it’s still present.

“No matter how close, you are always too far. My eyes are drawn everywhere you are…” ― Cora Carmack, Losing It

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negatively and never expect a man loaded with cash to think positively.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.