The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

“The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.” – Nicky Gumbel

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates

Be a pineapple: Stand up straight, wear a crown, and always be sweet on the inside.

“Why cake? It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!”

Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.

“I’m now making a Jewish porno film. Ten percent sex, 90 percent guilt.” – Henny Youngman

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

I hope we are good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through 47 walls, and haunt our enemies.

I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.

The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

“Chairs were created because someone, somewhere, wanted to solve a big problem: sitting on rocks causes sore bottoms.” – Bill Burnett

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.