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When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. – Rita Rudner
To love and to be loved by the same person is the best feeling in the world.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, too. So we’re even.
A man yells t his wife:“Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery.” “Oh wonderful!”, she says. “Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”. The husband replies, “I don’t care, just get out!”
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
One day I’ll be thankful that my kid is strong-willed. But that will not be today. Not in this grocery store.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waste of time.
Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help.
“I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.” – Maya Angelou
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
“If you wish to get rich, save what you get. A fool can earn money, but it takes a wise man to save and dispose of it to his own advantage.” – Brigham Young
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.
You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.
There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them.
Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.
The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.
One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.
We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment.
The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.
