“There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.” – Cassey Stolrich

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

Have you posed by a naked statue today? No, your garden gnome doesn’t count

You can’t buy a business but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

The plan is to market our original product as a new product that’s as good as the original.

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

What does Charles Dickens keep in this spice rack? The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

Thank you, Tinder. We didn’t meet on there but it definitely taught me who not to date.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

You know we're close if you see the selfies I don't like.

Every 60 seconds, there's a girl posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.

“The more money you make the more problems you get.” – Christopher George Latore Wallace

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.