There’s very little advice in men’s magazines because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.

Of curse, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

No point in holding onto what’s broken, so let’s live in the moment. When one door closes, another one opens. Stop trying to control it and start living in the moment

“Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin

One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

Dear Lord. Please give me some patience now, now, now.

The best thing to do first thing in the morning is to go right back to sleep.

 Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You're a pink Starburst.

Mirror: you look amazing today. Camera: No, you don’t.

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Birthday candles aren't the only things getting lit this weekend.

We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

Best friends. Because anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.

When your ex texts you after months, “Hey, what’s up?”. Not today Satan, not today.

“Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” – Charles M. Schulz

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.