“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children.

“You know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time – husband.” – Bill Maher

Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

“You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.” – The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Old enough that I need a filter on this photo.

“Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.” – Bettina Arndt

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

A preview of my life. This is not the whole movie. P.S.: if you wanna get behind the scenes just head to my stories.

Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” – George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is where one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.