Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrect”.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

You can tell how much someone likes you by the number of times they show up in your selfies.

Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing “k” instead of “ok”?

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as our friendship.

Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Just one more episode – Lies I tell myself.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

“A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.” – William Feather

You cannot control whom your heart falls in love with, but it’s funny because you can decide whom to date.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.