Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

“You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” – Joel Osteen

‘You all worked really hard this year, I’m giving you all a check for $2,000. If you work the same next year, I’ll sign them’.

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Calvin Trillin

“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

Life is very complicated. Don’t try to find answers because when you find the answers, life changes the questions.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept

Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue. – Katie Lee

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.