We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

 Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You're a pink Starburst.

No point in holding onto what’s broken, so let’s live in the moment. When one door closes, another one opens. Stop trying to control it and start living in the moment

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.

The best kind of wedding is one that leaves your bellies (and hearts) full.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Have you posed by a naked statue today? No, your garden gnome doesn’t count

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

My teacher pointed to me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there is an idiot!”…”I got detention after asking which end!

It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.