What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Wife: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband: I didn’t expect to live this long.

“When we got married, I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.” — James Fineous McBride

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

The biggest challenge in life is being yourself…in a world trying to make you like everyone else.

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright

Hi Honey, I’m just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, byeee!

My biggest professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches.

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face

“Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?” –  Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on save energy mode.

Every 60 seconds, there's a girl posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.