Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

Funny how just when you think life can’t get any worse, it suddenly does.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Every 60 seconds, there’s a b-tch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.” – The Departed

That moment when you have to leave the clothes you just bought in the trunk of the car because your husband is home.

“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

Brains are an awesome tool. I wish everybody had one.

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” – Coleridge

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful person foolishly question themselves despite how amazing they truly are.

Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

“Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff

People say it is hard to find friends, just because best one is with me.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.